Wow, Bayar Pembuatan SIM Pakai.... Seks!

Today is the first time in my life that I have ever been envious of a driving instructor.

Prior to now, it seemed like a thankless job where it was a “good” day if you merely had two students steer your car into a freeway ditch.

However, a new law dubbed “A Ride for a Ride” is sure to make it the hottest profession of 2016.

Politicians in the Netherlands have given their official approval and it is now legal to offer driving lessons in exchange for a hummer… and I’m not talking about the defunct SUVs.

Regular coitus is also an acceptable form of payment — as is The Dirty Sanchez — as long as the person offering it is over 18.

Justice Minister Ard van der Steur and Transport Minister Melanie Schultz van Haegen defended their decision in this statement:

“It’s not about offering sexual activities for remuneration, but offering a driving lesson. It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts.”

They then both resigned and shouted, “Woohoo!! I’m gonna go be a f*cking driving teacher!!!”

However, the new statute did not come without its critics.

Conservative Christian Union Party member Gert-Jan Segers believes the method should be illegal. He argues that students don’t have an escort license and therefore wouldn’t be declaring their sexual deeds for tax purposes.

Oh man, seriously? The conservative dude only cares about taxes and not the f*cking for lessons part? Why hasn’t the entire world moved to the Netherlands by now?

Prostitution, of course, is already legal in the nation — so I guess that explains why there’s less of an uproar.

Regardless, every other country in the world officially sucks.